Understanding for Edin - Gazeta Express
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Short and Albanian

Express newspaper

24/06/2022 13:26

Goodbye to Ed

Short and Albanian

Express newspaper

24/06/2022 13:26

"Sad, shy and mysterious, a Cancer man is ruled by the moon in his horoscope."

Writes: Fadil Lepaja

Even we who didn't understand why Edi was talking were enlightened! Edi is not at fault, it's Cancer's fault. Don't just read serious books, Albin. Read your horoscope a little bit too.

Otherwise, this is an analysis "post festum", after the government convoy left Tirana, by bus, towards the border in Morina. Is there or is there not a border in Morina, you might ask?

Whether it was or not, Edi is asking us to open this point for Serbia, which for its part considers it as a point on its border with Albania. It sounds a bit complicated but it is not. Edi has found the solution. There is no closed border, there is no dispute about the border. Good for Serbia, because it is not easy with us. It is not easy with Russia either, but Edi cannot help there. With us, it is. Edi gets emotional when he talks about relations with Serbia, or with Russia.

Based on the horoscope signs, it turns out that Edi is…shy. Okay, the words about sadness, because artists also get sad, but shy and mysterious, Edi? But, the horoscope could be wrong. We could have Edi's date of birth wrong, too.

If the horoscope told you that Edi was a virgin, would you believe it?

Well, he was there, he saw and he left, Edi. There is no need to learn, because he is knowledgeable enough. We heard what he said and what he did not say, both at his parties as a host in Kosovo, and from those who had refused invitations to the party, because of the predicted September. The great towers fall in September, say the conspiracists.

Elsewhere, the CM might have felt threatened, at least warned, but in Kosovo this does not happen. It seems that not as much dust has been raised as was predicted. Professionals who bring dust with them, failed?

 This time there was no dust after Ed. Maybe the old man was wrong, this dust job!

So, Ed's tactic this time was simple. I'm dealing with Kurti, and you patriotic journalists deal with Spiropali. You can ask specific questions about Skanderbeg, as much as you want, he said. We're not commenting on it further, we're just "barking at it."

Then, without confirming or denying the "rumors" about the fall predicted for September, he looked at him with as much brotherly love as if he were begging him to fall himself... in September.

Then, the moon is also complicit. Follow the horoscope talk about Cancers a little more patiently: "He can be nervous and unstable one minute, then extremely confident the next. These mood swings are influenced by the lunar phases of the moon." I told you, he is not to blame.

The horoscope says that Edi "is a sensitive soul, so treat him with care and be aware that you may hurt his feelings"!

What are you going to "bark" now? So, Edi has feelings. He talked about missing the former president, he also talked about loving the current prime minister, without explaining when he was... overthrowing him! Dear Albin, he said!

But, Edi is "inside, he is gentle, kind and loving, if you can get past his walls," says the horoscope. And how can you get past his walls, when he doesn't want walls? He talks about the Balkans without walls and about his mission, which he himself describes as "betrayal". He is a politician, plus Cancer... Edi is not a traitor.

Listen to this too and we're closing. So, a crab is "always polite and a little worldly and this sign is the embodiment of the manners of old-school gentlemen." Do you understand now why in 2018, he called all of us donkeys who didn't think like his... friend, or why in 2013 he called all of us idiots who suspected that the League of Prizren had risen up against the Ottoman Empire?

We'll end with that. "Very intuitive, a Cancer can often guess what others are thinking or feeling..." So, Edi knows what the Serbian president is thinking.

As for love, he doesn't love Vučić, Kurti, or Hashim, says the horoscope.

Based on the horoscope, men under the sign of Cancer do not believe in the concept of love. It is interest, so, only interest.

But, the horoscope does not know everything. Albania, compared to Kosovo, has a different position in the region and beyond. Edi's responsibilities are different and Kurti's are different. While Edi, concerned about the fate of the region, seeks understanding for the Serbian president, I seek understanding for Edi. He is a crab, he is not guilty of anything! He had no choice: neither Vučić, nor Kurti... nor his horoscope sign!